HAPPY ELECTION DAY!!
So, hop into those booths prospective voter and pull those levers, drop a marble into a jar or poke holes into a ballot. Of course, for the latter, beware of hanging chads. Burn! Did he just make reference to the 2000 Bush-Gore election drama? Oh, snap... y'all!
Anyway, have fun out there but be safe... No drink and voting... You do not want to accidentally vote for Buchanan... Oddly enough, that is not funny a second time around. (More-so when my reader base is essentially me)