
Let the pumpkins be carved and the innards made in (oh so) delicious pumpkin bread. May the children go door to door begging for the treats that shall rot their teeth. As seen with Bence's post, we here at PORTEmaus enjoy Halloween mostly because of our wee bairns (and it is Lady Funkowitz's favorite holiday) but for the most part, we love sweet sweet candy. All in all, we hope that you have a fantastic Halloween and you should avoid any candy that does not come from a store (we're looking at you, candy apples) or is generic (cheap candy gets an egg to the door, gramps). From all of us here at PORTEmaus, have a safe and fun Halloween. For those visiting the Funkowitz household, we do not believe in generic candy, so do not egg us please.
As always, there can always be too much of a good thing. Case in point:

-Manny
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