Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Mitt Romney:

As I continue to enjoy my self-imposed media blackout, it is time to highlight the opponent to the "Whitest" man in America, Mitt "Catcher's Mitt" Romney.

As the former Governor of Massachusetts, Catcher's Mitt (as he is affectionately known around these parts) created the basis for what would later become known as Obamacare. During the primaries, he was so hated by his opponents that they ran as the "not Romney" candidate.

Romney is known for his trademark smile and his well-known regard for the plight of the poor in America. He is a man with unparalleled tact when speaking about the such delicate issues.

Case in point:


Oops... Wrong video. I miss John McCain. I am glad that he received my write-in vote.

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