Friday, December 21, 2012

The End is Nigh - Thankfully, the Mayan Absurdity ends today! Reason number: I

The world has ended! What was the main reason for it happening? The Mayans said it would happen or they were a little lax in their calendar duties.

(Brings finger to right ear)

I have breaking news! The sun has risen and the world continues to turn. Those of you who spent money on canned goods, guns/ ammo, gas and water certainly are looking sheepish right now. Sorry Funkowitz wee bairns, Christmas has been canceled since daddy bought into this whole mishegas about the sky falling and invisible space comets hell bent on annihilating mankind. Looks like we are eating canned beets well into the future. At least we have each other.

Seriously, I have said it for years that this whole Mayan prophecy was ridiculous. Glad to see nobody bought into it and no one spent any time covering it in the media. Damn.

Now, if you excuse me I have to get back to writing my review of Skyfall which I should have posted a month ago.

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